This is Your Brain. This is Your Brain on Covid.If You Think Covid Is “Just the Flu”… You’re an Idiot

MAINE LOBSTERMAN WEARING A COVID-19 MASK

by umair haque
Mar 28, 2022


In about 30 seconds, you’re going to call me an “alarmist,” or say that I’m “exaggerating.” In about 60 seconds, your stomach is going to lurch, and you’re going to feel slightly ill. Don’t worry about it— I got you.


In the coming weeks and months, a new variant of Covid is going to emer — oh, why bother.


There are three kinds of people in the world right now. Those who know it, and accept the basic facts of viral evolution, that it could very well be worse — that’s a small minority of us, fools who believe in a little thing called “science.” There are those who don’t know it — they’re the hopeless kinds of idiots, given the fact that we’re now years into a pandemic. Then there are those who know it, but deny it — they’re the aggressive kind of idiot, who’ll tell you, flat-out, angrily…


Not to wear a mask.


Not to social distance — they’ll get right up in your face and shout it at you.


Not to worry, not to care…


Because don’t you know — Covid is like the flu.


This kind of idiot…well, what is there to even say. Have you run into such a person? There you are, minding your own business, wearing a mask, keeping your distance — and before you know it, some enraged buffoon is launching flecks of spittle at you, shouting at you to take it off.

What is this, Naked and Afraid?


Covid is not the flu. You are quite right to wear a mask and keep your distance. 30 seconds up. Go ahead, call me an alarmist. Get it out of your system.


Done? Good. My turn. Now I’m going to make your stomach lurch.


Covid isn’t like the flu in one very obvious way — it’s a Coronavirus. Coronaviruses are masters of mutation, and some of them, like SARS and MERS, are fantastically deadly. Recombine Omicron with those — and bang, it’s lights out. Forget it — the idiots don’t care and never will. Sorry — one last try, for old time’s sake.


We’re just beginning to understand something even beyond that, though. The effects of Covid over the long term, which aren’t “Long Covid.” “Long Covid” is a set of symptoms which afflict people in whom Covid seems to turn chronic. The long term effects of Covid mean something very, very different: what happens to seemingly normal people who “get it”, “recover”, and then.


Then what, exactly? Well, like I said, that’s what we’re just beginning to understand.


And the effects are alarming. Uh oh. I said it! Someone, find a stake, and burn me. Or maybe, I don’t know, prepare yourself, because, like I said, your gut is about go numb.


“Thanks to a new study from the UK we are now beginning to uncover the effects of SARS-CoV-2 infections in the brain. Comparing brain volume before and after individuals were exposed to SARS-CoV-2, this study documents significant cortical gray matter loss, equivalent to nearly 10 years of aging.“

Significant cortical gray matter loss, equivalent to nearly 10 years of aging.

Did you get that? Let me try that again, for the idiots.


The bolding’s mine. Alarming is probably an understatement. You probably want to know the methodology of that study. Sure, here you go: “Douaud et al had unique access to an extensive biomedical database, called the UK BioBank. The UK BioBank provided pre-pandemic brain scans from 785 individuals that were used as a baseline for normal size and structure relative to each participant. About three years later, in May 2021, the same population of participants returned for new brain scans. From the total cohort, 401 individuals were infected with Covid-19 between scans and the remaining served recruited as controls.”


See that? That’s good experimental design. Pioneering, in fact. They studied brain scans three years apart — pre and post pandemic. And the results are both grim and shocking. Cortical loss equivalent to ten years of aging.


It’s not so bad, maybe, some scientists originally hypothesised. It was probably just the portions of the brain responsible for your sense of smell. And who needs that, amirite? Hey, did someone forget to take the trash out again? Meanwhile, there’s a family of badgers the size of mountain goats living in the garage.


But it didn’t turn out to be that funny at all. “Surprisingly, Douaud et al. also found additional abnormalities in regions not normally associated with the sense of smell. In particular, they observed reduced gray matter volume in some regions of the limbic system, involving several structures important for producing behavioral and emotional responses. The largest differences, ranging from 0.2% to 2% reductions, were seen in the left parahippocampal gyrus and the entorhinal cortex. These regions play an important role in the hippocampal memory system, so gray matter loss could signify future memory impairments.”


And it didn’t stop there:


“Additional exploratory analyses found gray matter loss in the amygdala, the insula which borders the temporal cortex, and the front-most portion of the cingulate gyrus, known as the anterior cingulate gyrus. Interestingly, all these regions play a role in emotion processing and regulation. More research is needed to determine whether deficits in these brain regions may be linked to mood disorders associated with long-haul Covid-19, including depression and anxiety.”


How bad is all that? It’s really, really bad.


“Most strikingly, individuals that experienced no or only mild symptoms with Covid-19 displayed specifically significant changes, but cortical damage seems to occur regardless of disease severity, age, or sex.”


Findings like these tell us that we are sleepwalking into a disaster. That disaster goes like this. Having given up on fighting the pandemic for political expediency’s sake, leaders of all kinds have taken the ethically bankrupt, intellectually false, and medievally backwards positions of… “living with the pandemic”…because “Covid is over”…since it’s now “just like the flu.”


These leaders — who, shockingly, include many of the Western world’s public health agencies, in what has to one of the most laughable derelictions of duty since the Vichy Regime turned the Rue de Rivoli over the Nazis — turned all this into a myth. A fairy tale. They sold it to the average person in everything from editorials to TV appearances.


Don’t worry, everyone! Viruses evolve to become less severe! Covid’s like the flu!


Hey, guys — remember when polio, smallpox, and the plague magically turned into the fl…never mind. Nobody in power asked the question even a first grader could idly ask while multi-tasking Playstation and snacks. Mom, if polio didn’t turn into the flu, then why could Cov — sshh, little Johnny. You’ll make the CDC angry!


So the average person came to believe in this incredible, fatuous myth, which is a whole new made-up theory of disease, only one that regresses us back, oh, I don’t know, a a millennium or more. In this fairy tale theory of disease, viruses, all of them, magically evolve to become the Smurfs. We live beside them, reclining on the riverbank, and they regale us with cute stories of what it’s like to be small, blue, and funny.


Medieval is an understatement, because even in the Dark Ages there was a widespread understanding that diseases don’t evolve to become less severe. People then were flatly terrified of deadly viruses, like smallpox or the plague, because they understood full well that, no, these little guys weren’t going to become the Smurfs.


That is how far backwards in history we’ve regressed, incredibly, in just two years. We have gone past the Dark Ages when it comes to how we “think” — I put it in quotes because look, the dog isn’t the turd — about Covid. We believe a fairy tale — our public health agencies, our politicians, the average moron on the street shouting at you to take your mask off — as societies now about how disease works that even some poor bastard of a decrepit burlap-wearing peasant in the Dark Ages would have laughed at. Hey, Baldric, get a load of these guys.


Pushing this myth was convenient in the short-term. It let life “get back to normal,” which meant, basically, that healthy working age people could go right back to work, and get back to the Very Serious Business of paying off bills for stuff they can’t really afford in the first place, which is what we call “the economy.”


That short-term decision is looking increasingly problematic by the day, as you might think basing the future of your entire society on a fairy tale would. Because now we are slowly starting to discover that not only will Covid not magically “go away”…it appears to have the potential to do serious long-term damage in ways we are only barely beginning to comprehend.


How serious? There’s a litany of research that’s beginning to show that Covid f***s you up — it’s like you’re Chris Rock, and Covid’s Will Smith, at the Oscars, only forever.


Here’s just one study of what’s turning into a whole burgeoning area of research. “We show that, beyond the first 30 d after infection, individuals with COVID-19 are at increased risk of incident cardiovascular disease spanning several categories, including cerebrovascular disorders, dysrhythmias, ischemic and non-ischemic heart disease, pericarditis, myocarditis, heart failure and thromboembolic disease.” There is plenty more where that came from, just ask your friend Google.


But I’m highlighting the neurological effects for a reason. If you know your neurology, then you should also know that “damage to brain cells cannot be reversed. When tissues die, cerebrospinal fluid and other biomolecules fill the excess space to maintain the integrity of the brain. Perhaps, this explains why neurological complications associated with long-haul Covid-19 show little improvement over time.”


Neurological damage is forever. And yet now we already have evidence showing us that Covid can age your brain by ten years.


Now think about the last time you had Covid. How much “brain fog” there was. Just admit it — more or less everyone I know experienced serious brain fog having Covid. Your brain slows down. It seems to stop working. Me, I struggled for words like I was in a blue-grey haze. Was that my brain…aging by ten years? We don’t know, is the answer to that particularly disturbing question.


Now think of how Covid actually works at the moment. We all keep getting it, over and over again, or at least plenty of us do, because it “escapes” immunologically, vaccines and natural defences both, faster and faster. Yes, of course there’s going to a next variant, and a next wave, and even if — in a minor miracle — it’s just like Omicron, which it probably won’t be, if only thanks to the principle of mean reversion…there it is, and you get it again.


So how much brain damage does getting Covid three times do? Five times?


Forever, over and over again, just like the flu?


That’s the path we’re on now.


And it’s a shockingly poor decision for our societies to take.


Because one can easily imagine that given the long-term damage we already know of, Covid causes, as time goes on, serious and catastrophic outcomes for large, large groups of people. Not just with “Long Covid,” but just people who’ve gotten it three times, five times, and, over time, that’s led to serious brain damage. Heart damage. Nerve damage. And so on.


Getting Covid over and over again is not a risk we should be taking as societies. We do not know the magnitude of that risk. And every indication right about now is that it is far, far larger than we imagine. That our hospitals and healthcare systems are going to burdened to breaking point as today’s healthy working age people age into old ages of chronic damage and stress from consequences we’re only now beginning to understand, multiplied by having gotten Covid several times over. That is going to be incredibly costly for society, because imagine taking care of ward upon ward full of a generation or three of elderly people who are just wrecked by Covid’s long-term consequences.


That is the magnitude of the risk we’re dealing with here. It is tremendous and significant. It is completely and totally irresponsible, not to mention flat out foolish, to just…take it. It’s a little bit like being handed a generous inheritance, taking the first available flight to Vegas, marrying a stranger in a drunken haze of a mind-wrecking bender, and winding up broke. You probably want to avoid blowing up your future like that, but in our case, well, we appear to headed for the Hangover Part 5: Apocalypse. There is a very, very good chance that we wake up at some point in the near future and say to ourselves, oh my God, that was one of the biggest mistakes we ever made. And then your new husband/wife walks in and asks for alimony.


What happens if all that comes to pass? Nobody knows. Then we face a scenario something like, perhaps, polio. Covid ends up cutting life expectancy and disabling people in serious and severe ways. Wards are full of them, as they age, ten, twenty, thirty years from now — and remember, right about now, there’s no guarantee any of us are ever going to stop getting Covid.


Read something, learn something. Covid is a brain and body wrecker of a disease, we’re beginning to find out. It’s something nobody should want to get even once — unless you like having ten years of brain damage all at once — and yet here we are, all going to get it over and over again, precisely because we’re surrounded by pathetic, irresponsible morons called “our leaders” colluding with healthy working age people who appear not to give two hoots if grandma dies…all of whom believe in this insane fairy tale, which even Baldric the Dark Ages Peasant would laugh at, that a disease which appears to cause brain, heart, and lung damage, is magically becoming the goddamned Smurfs.
And that fairy tale dooms us all to keep on getting it, forever.


See the vicious cycle of idiocy at work here?


Friends, I have to be honest with you. So far, I’ve been lying, a little bit. This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. It’s worse than a war. It’s like dropping a nuke on your pinky, just because you didn’t like your pedicure.

It’s like seeing the Nazis coming, and calling them the goddamned Smurfs, taking off all your clothes, dancing around, and inviting them to join you in a delightful, thrilling game of Naked and Afraid.


It’s so painfully idiotic that we’re trapped in this cycle of Covidiocy I literally have no words that can do justice to it, because, as I explained with the example of Baldric the Dark Ages peasant laughing at us, it’s literally one of the stupidest things in history. When the Dark Ages laugh at you…maybe, I don’t know, rethink your life choices.


So here we are. Let me try to sum it all up as concisely as I can.


The backwards idiots who surround the tiny minority of the rest of us who are left sane, screaming at us to take off our masks, believe the fairy tale peddled by irresponsible leaders, including the very public health agencies designed to protect us, that all this has become “the flu”…and that fairy tale dooms all of us to get a disease…which can take a baseball bat to your brain and age it by ten years…and that’s just getting it once…to get that disease…over and over again…forever.


Maybe we don’t even need Covid to do us brain damage.

Because right about now, we’re acting, as societies, like we never had ones to begin with.

NYPH of SUMMER

Where would you imagine a nymph to spend the starry nights of summer? In the cool deep forest where the fireflies serve as lanterns, lighting the way to her velvety thick, moss-covered bed, of course!

NYMPH of SUMMER WALL MASK

She awakens in the early dawn to delight at the sight of a dew-kissed spider web, sparkling in the golden sunrise like a lacy doily illuminated by twinkle lights. The faeries of the forest arrived. Each bearing a treat of refreshing spearmint berries for her to nibble on for breakfast. Spying a honeycomb left behind by a friendly neighboring bear, which must have been startled into abandoning it, the nymph scoops it up on her way to the spring for a quick drink of fresh spring water mixed with a quick stir of honey.

SPIDER WEB
PUBLIC DOMAIN PHOTO

When the light misty fog of morning lifted, she was stepping out from under her invigorating waterfall shower. Carefully arranged lacy twigs in her hair, enabling her to travel unseen across the lush green meadow grass leaning toward the sun, she made plans to run with the fawns at midday.

SPOTTY FAWNS
AND MAMA DOE

SPRING MAIDEN – v1 + v2

Spring Maiden imagines herself to be the happiest in the land. Not saddened to have been abandoned by her parents at a very early age, she feels lucky to have been raised in the forest by faeries that are her playmates as well as her tutors, taught the many ways of survival in the forest by telling her great faerie stories passed down by their elders, many including a deep respect for nature.

Following them since being lost in the spring as a young child, she not only has come to be one of them, but she helps them travel great distances as they cling to her soft, wooly golden hair. In return, they adorn her soft curls with forest flowers to groom her each day, their tiny voices like whispers in her ears as they work.

Each night she lies on a lush bed of warm green moss among the little faeries cuddled around her. As they slowly drift off to sleep under a midnight sky of twinkling stars, you may hear her humming a lilting tune if you listen carefully, although you may think it is only the wind whispering through branches in the tall trees.